Monday, November 24, 2008

Fuck yes.

When asked about his amazing strength, Russian wrestling and folk legend Alexander Karelin noted that others don't understand because "I train every day of my life as they have never trained a day in theirs." I guess I'm gonna be awesome for another little while.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Gift from China, or clumsy come-on? You be the judge!

So Daniel went to China. He got me a present. These are the directions. Let's not ruin this with more words.

"Method of use:put two balls in your palm, make each ball turn and twist the other so that your fingers moving drive the muscles of the hand and arm to stretch and relax. Two hands can play them in turu. A hand can also play 3 or 4 balls at the same time in different ways. 'Great Wall Brand' health balls with present good health to you."


Sunday, October 5, 2008


I haven't posted for a little while I guess. On with the show.

So what happened while I was gone? I moved out of the house to go and live with Nic and Daniel in their apartment. Thus far, it's going pretty well, if about ten times grosser than I'm comfortable with. But we just got roughly eight times cleaner, so we're almost there!

I've done more weapons training, I went to Tiger Balm and won a gold medal this time. This included beating Sean with swords. This only happened because of him not sleeping and awkward rules, and I probably won't let him forget it. I'm re-learning the clarinet and learning the geetarr.

I went to Jasper for a few weeks. GOD that place is beautiful if you look in the right spots. There's nothing like climbing a waterfall no one was expecting to be there, and punching a glacier so hard it cried. No need to thank me. I'm just doing my part to hurry along global warming and drown those dope-loving hippies in their tracks.

Oh, and I'm spending time on becoming a more effective thinker. It's working, but it's also kind of lame. Now, to quell the anger of the masses that's surely risen in my absence, I'm going to need a distraction.

Instant vindication. See you around String Ray!